Due to some problems with WordPress, I’ve decided to go back to my old blog (asriharif.blogspot.com). So rry for the inconvenience caused.
August Updates
I’m in no mood of writing about my Aussie trip. Thanks to the extremely sluggish celcom broadband. Malaysia truly Asia. Sorry for that emotional opening. I’m totally pissed off.
I’ll write about the trip once I’m back in Dublin. In the mean time, I’ll be going back to Sabah this morning after spending 5 days in Penang with my divalicious friends. I really miss each and everyone of you.
I’d like to thank Mior, PockPeek and Zul for allowing me to stay at your place. You guys are so sexily kind. Sorry for turning your house upside down. Not forgetting my Fra, Mek, Kak Netty Net Net, Jamiey, Richmonds and everyone without exception!!!! Dr Kevin? Dr ECG (from this direction… while swinging his hand)?
For those I didn’t get to see, I’m very2 sorry. Time restriction. I have to rush back home. A really huge responsibility awaits me in Sabah.
As you can see, my blog is rarely updated in this last few weeks. It’s not gonna get better. I have no internet at home in Keningau. But I will try to update it once a week.
Asrih VS Amarah
Pagi yang dingin
Amarah: Abg belikan aku gula2.
Asrih: Motip mau makan gula2 pagi2….
Petang yang panas
Asrih: Pergi ambikan abang satu gelas air…
Amarah: MOTIP mau minum air petang2….
Asrih: (adoi…)
Sebelum solat… Asrih menyanyi2 depan cermin lagu Aerosmith…
Amarah: Hey… mana boleh menyanyi kalau sembahyang.. nanti kau masuk neraka…
Asrih: (tergamam)
Dikedai kasut..
Asrih: Kak boeh bagi saya saiz 7…
Amarah: (tetiba mencelah sebelum kakak jual kasut bercakap)… Bang aku mau kasut tinggi…
Asrih: (tidak menghiraukan amarah)… Cepat sikit yer kak…
Kakak Jual Kasut: Yer… (dan melangkah pergi)
Amarah: Kalau kau tidak belikan aku kasut tinggi aku kencing ni disini ( sambil menjerit)
….. semua orang satu kedai kasut ketawa terbahak2… Asrih malu dan terus membayar kasut dengan segera…
Di kaunter bayaran…
Casher: Bagus kau kasi pakai dia pampers….
Asrih: (sengih- sengih)
Amarah: Basah sudah celanaku ini….
Asrih: Dang it!
Jejak Kasih
I’m writing this entry while sitting next to Thani in a very noisy cybercafe in Wangsa Maju. Today we really had a blast with Fra my beloved darling. She drove us (Thani and I) all around KL which if I may say a dream come true after being separated physically for a few months.
We might not be able to attend the wedding ceremony at Mek’s house because we don’t have transport even though we are really dying to meet our Mek. Mek we love you so much. Deeply sorry for not attending your sister’s wedding.
Mior my richmond brother unfortunately is now in Gua Musang, a few hundred kilometres from KL. But he promised to meet us on Tuesday and hopefully he will. He is really missed.
Someone really spoiled my mood today. To that very person, go shoot yourself and leave my happy life alone. You’re very wrong to have send that to my friend. I seriously feel offended.
I bought a celcom sim card today but it’s yet to be activated. Maybe in a few more hours. If you guys need my number don’t hesitate to leave your’s here. I won’t publish it!!!
That’s all folks.
Wassalam
Nothing important
Staying positive all the time despite the ups and down is really hard. But one thing I learned is that I get stronger and wiser after facing every obstacle. There’s nothing to regret about having to face a lot more challenge in life than others. You can never have the same life as your friends. Not even with your twin. We pave our own road differently.
I know. It’s easier said than done. At least it will pump some energy into your dying mind. Before I go on, I’d like to make a clear statement here that ‘I’m not stressful’, although this entry sounds a bit like tangled threads. I’m just writing what comes across my mind while lying on the bed having a full blown headache. I swallowed one paracetamol a few minutes ago.
Please pray that the H1N1 thingy will fade away soon because I’m really dying to go to Melbourne. Two of my brothers are not really happy with my decision. Hope I can do some miracles for them to allow me to go and visit my friend in Melbourne. Dang it! This headache is really kicking my neurons.
I should stop now before I puke on my laptop.
Snippet of Shock
After waking up early in the morning with tutorials at 9 and continuous reading for 3 hours, I think I deserve a break. Today I had a chat with Amanda who is currently in Keningau. Don’t know where it is? Google it yourself.
Anyway, it’s been very long since I had an update from her. It feels nice to have someone you grew up together talking about the the thing we’ve been through together. All the nasty stuffs just came out so fluidly. Hopefully we’ll meet soon.
All the hardwork for the past few months will be tested this friday. To tell you the truth, I’m not sure if I’m prepared for this. Like usual. I keep on forgetting things lately which is not a good sign. Having said that, I’m still crossing my fingers and legs to have the best outcome.
While practicing the clinical exam, Amir accidentally found out that I have a sign of consolidation in my right lung which is so scary. Everyone felt the same thing. This reminds me of the congenital chest wall deformity I’ve been diagnosed with several years ago. I was also suspected for TB which was then proven to be false positive. I should do a full medical check-up once I get back to Malaysia.
ps: I would like to express my deepest condolences to Tcr Catherine’s family for her recent departure. She was a great teacher despite her fierce look which if I may say made her ’superior’ in a good way. Students repected her for that. May her soul rest in peace.
I’m Still A Guy!!
Okay, I’m really stressful rightnow because next Friday is my OSCE (exam). I’m taking a break for a while before I continue reading my thick notes all over again. Now I’m addicted to this song:
Yup! Country Song… Brad Paisley… hence the title of this entry…
Apart from that, I find the following picture funny…
I was doing a DRE… My hair? Yes that’s the latest and NO COMMENT!
I’ve received a lot of wedding invitations this summer. Keep sending them in. Really appreciate each one of them. I really want to attend all those weddings but to be honest I can’t due to other commitments. I’ll try my best to attend as many as possible. Thanks for inviting. I hope mine will come soon as well…. 
ps: While writing this TAKE THAT is having a concert at the nearby stadium. Less than 500 metres from my house. The noise is so annoying. Thank god for the genius invention called earphones.
Vain Vain Vain
Sorry for not writing in this last few days. I’m a bit busy since my semester exam will take place next week. I even have to sleep with my books. Please pray that my friends and I will have good results.
I can already smell the amazing land below the wind. I can’t wait to get back home. It’s been almost 2 years since I left Sabah. Only updating it through my family and friends. If you happen to be in Sabah, don’t hesitate to call me. I’ll put up the number here later. Or you can just leave you contact number here. It’s strictly confidential. I’ve already got a few numbers through facebook.
I would like to congratulate Khairul Azmi and Irme for their wedding. I’m deeply sorry because I couldn’t attend your wedding. I’ll see you guys soon. Khairul is my schoolmate since kindergarden. So basically we grew up together. Seeing him getting married makes me wonder about my own wedding. No worries. Let me finish my degree first. Hopefully you guys will have a happy life forever and ever.
I hope the H1N1 virus will be eradicated soon. I’ve already bought my ticket to visit my best friend in Melbourne, Australia. Please please please H1N1. Rest for a couple of months at least.
I should stop right now. I might write something for you guys againg this weekend. Stay tune!
Slut, Whore, Bitch…
Sorry for that very explicit title. I don’t use those words oftenly, not even rarely. I just hate using them because I think woman deserve to be highly appreciated.
Anyway, I’ve been watching a lot of the ‘Maury Show’ lately and my favourite part of the show is the paternity test. People (woman usually) come to the show to prove who the father of their child is. They would tell the sad stories and cry on national tv. Some would go back with joy and laughter; but some would also go back hoping it’s just a nightmare. Not to mention those who gone completely ballistic over the paternity test results.
What disturbs me the most is actually when a lot of them revealed that they’ve slept with at least 10 people. How is that not gross? Not surprisingly, most of them were actually married while they have sex with somebody else. In one of the episodes, a lady actually slept with her besfriend’s husband. Another episode showed a man had a sexual relationship with his uncle’s wife!!!
As a person coming from a christian and muslim background, I strongly believe that both of these religions prohibit promiscuity. I guess this is one of the thousand reasons why. The ‘Maury Show’ is actually based in the US. So, it’s not unusual. But, I do sympathize all the woman who have to raise their kids alone. It’s not easy to raise a child even if both parents are there supporting each other. What more can you say when doing it alone.
This is one of the sickest episodes.
ps: teringat kata2 makcik sebelah rumah aku “ko ingat ko lembu?”
Main Bola? Bola Apa?
Oleh kerana ingin menghirup udara segar, aku memutuskan untuk berjalan-jalan sekitar taman bersebelahan rumahku yang tercinta. Amir, yang begitu pula teruja dek perasaan mahu menggerakkan otot-otot tubuhnya, juga berangkat bersama-samaku ke taman itu. Amir membawa sebiji bola sepak yang berwarna biru. Tidak kusangka, sesampainya kami di taman teman, aku dipaksa oleh Amir untuk bermain bola. Aku yang kaki meja ini ingin menolak dengan lembut tapi, Amir yang teresak-esak ingin bermain bola, ditambah dengan kecantikan budi pekertiku, menerima pelawaan itu seadanya. Amir mengajarku menyepak bola bagaikan menatang minyak yang penuh (perlu ke?). Kesabarannya bak menunggu bulan jatuh ke riba. Tidak kusangka bermain boleh bisa membuat aku gering.
Amir yang bersemangat
Aku syahid
Terkorban dalam pengorbanannya
Ambik gambar dalam apa jua keadaan
Postur badan yang seperti batang kayu
Happily ever after… Nenek dan Atuk
Adik dan kakak main-main
Buaian tidak pernah mengira usia
